The Same-Picture Uploader
If a picture says a thousand words, then how many words does the same picture 500 times say?
This is the person who takes about 5874 pictures anytime she (I'm going to say she, because, let's be honest, it almost always is a she) gets ready. She sits in front of her computer, laptop or phone and takes a bajillion pictures of herself. Now, it wouldn't be so bad if these pictures were different from one another, but, NOPE, no such luck! It's basically the same pose over and over again, with slight head-tilt variations. She does become a little innovative sometimes and will pout her lips from time to time and occasionally change that blank stare to a slight smile. But overall, it's the same picture.
Then, instead of choosing, say, one or two of the pictures to upload, she decides that it's ABSOLUTELY necessary for her to upload *drum roll please* ALL 5874 pictures!
Here's a question: Does she think that people are actually going to sit there and spend at least a good 35 minutes looking at the same picture 5874 times?
Then, not only does she want people to look at them, she wants "Likes" and comments as well!
There's actually a surprising number of people who suffer from this life-altering disease! Sorry sister, ain't getting no love from me!
Stay tuned for Part 3
Until next time...