Ever since I've been married, I've been hearing annoying crap from annoying people, people I barely know, to have a kid. Listen LADY, I don't care if you live in the community or I say Salam to you when I see you in the masjid. You DO NOT have the right to talk to me about having a child. My
Conversation with annoying auntie
Me: Assalamu Alaikum auntie
AA (annoying auntie): Walaikum assalam. How are you? You don't sound too well.
Me: Alhamdulillah, just feeling a little sick.
AA: OH! Are you throwing up?
Me *thinking WTH*: NO. I'm just feeling a little tired. You know the weather...
AA: Oh yes, everyone is getting sick. When are you going to start throwing up?
Me: Anyway, nice talking to you. Assalamu Alaikum
DON'T ASK ME WHEN I'M GOING TO START THROWING UP in code like you're all slick, but really you're just a pervert and weird!
Until next time...